Bork Card
A bit of filler while I catch up on things. Never fear, the next page is written, storyboarded and is currently being drawn. What do you mean ‘You write?!’ Course i do! It takes careful planning to make a comic this depraved!
Bork’s song is a banger, by the way. The lyrics fit so well 🙂 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1AC2_-jDf2U
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Holy shit, no wonder he thought that death blast was a gust of wind… 36 levels, cr 46? I’ve played games where the gods weren’t that strong…
Don’t always have things to say but always love reading your crazy comic! Never know where its going to go next! Love all the jokes and sexy stuff, sometimes both at the same time!
Thanks for the kind words! 😀
Yes, Bork is secretly very powerful indeed. All of the Dark Lords are of course very strong but each of them has a number of high ranking officers who are also very powerful. Bork used to be one of them. If not in the inner circle of command then at least one of Darksoul’s most effective champions.
How do you even get CR 46 in 5E!
I love 5E but it’s really just a jumping off point. I like to keep 3.5 and Pathfinder in mind for certain things. For example, those systems dealt with playing more powerful races such as giants or what have you far better than 5E (which insists on all races being identical in power). See 5E is ‘ordinary reality’. You very rarely need to go beyond basic 5E and yet such things exist. If ‘there’s always a bigger fish’ then power scaling is (in theory) infinite-Though powerful beings become rarer as power increases 🙂
fair enough i do know pathfinder can get rather ridiculous in power scaling.
Hold on a sec, do things scale higher in your story? I could have sworn the max CR was 30…
Now that I think about it, Tiger had a CR of 32, so is the max for your comic like… 100 maybe?
The max in most Final Fantasy games is 100, so it could be. Or perhaps there is no max. It just becomes increasingly difficult to advance further for most creatures and so creatures of a high CR become rarer as the CR grows. Most human sized creatures live their lives in a reality where CR 5 is remarkable, but greater power exists in the universe…
on a unrelated note i have finally found out how to make nude figurines in Hero forge using the kit bash system if you all want to see my Hermaphrodite 2 tailed kitsune here’s the link https://www.heroforge.com/load_config%3D53498673/
Oh my! Looks like Moroz if she cast a ‘male enhancement’ spell on herself 🙂
yep it was a creative use of the candle item for the shaft, a bunny tail for the balls and a snowball for the knot. the nipples are a cookie for the areola and the base of a mushroom for the nipples
now if only i had a perverted DND game to run her in T-T
Fiendishly cunning! Yeah-Most people don’t like the sexier stuff in their games. I have a guy I played with that specified that his game was going to be ‘PG13’-Meaning no lewd content! The first session included a detailed description of a Chaos mutant eating a baby. THAT was okay but hanky panky was a no go. Weird values we have in this society 😀
Then again I do get it. You want everyone to be comfortable. A sexy game can be fun but you want to be sure that everyone’s on the same page. I’m always happy to keep that side of things vague. We tend to ‘fade to black’ at my table when it comes to romance stuff. Better to leave that stuff to the imagination unless your group is very comfortable with one another. Or leave it to a naughty web comic that can be read in the privacy of a gentleman’s private study 😉
totally understandable abought comfort. i would have been fine with the fade to black method is fine by me and almost preferred if i was in a game with more than that id have to type my responses as i would be too embarrassed to say stuff which is odd. i like my chars as nudists fighting feral like a barbarian or monk perhaps as a addle minded sorcerer that keeps forgetting to get dressed in the morning. that or a person cursed with a spell that makes all gear change to sexy fantasy armor that still somehow protects them from damage but doesn’t protects their dignity